Dmc Run 30 Days Lyrics

30 Days Lyrics

Heard that they said that it's rainin men  

 But the offer that I make  it won't be made again  

 You don't have to write  you don't have to call  

 It's a one time offer for nothing at all  

  

 And there's no red tape  I don't make it hard  

 You don't need cash money or a Master Card  

 I got easy terms  and a lay away  

 But I need a quick decision  and I need it today  

  

 And if you find that you don't like my ways  

 Well  you can send me back in 30 days  

  

 Now have you ever seen a man with a guarantee?  

 Well you're lookin at him now, cause the man is me  

 And if you don't believe all the things I say  

 I'm certified 'prime' by the USDA  

  

 Now the name that I use is DJ Run  

 And I'm a fast-talkin slow-walkin number one  

 And if you don't believe all the words I say  

 Then you're a natural born fool who's got to be that way  

  

 I got a 50 rating and a 50 share  

 Every minute, every hour that I'm on the air  

 And when I come to town, I'm on a big marquee  

 It says (DJ Run) and me, D.M.C.  

  

 And if you find that you don't like my ways  

 Well, you can send me back in 30 days  

  

 A good job and lots of money might not be enough  

 And to satisfy your needs it may be rough  

 But I take some care and treat you nice  

 And if it ain't sufficient once, I cold work it out twice  

  

 And if you find that you don't like my ways  

 Well, you can send me back in 30 days  

  

 I'm gonna give you everything that you ever need  

 If you need a pint of blood, then I'll even bleed  

 If you're lookin for a car, I will buy you two  

 And if you're lookin for a pet, I'll buy a kangaroo  

  

 If you need a vacation, we can fly the world  

 And you'll know I'll never look at another girl  

 I'm a single-minded man, and my mind is set  

 You're the lady of the '80s that I'm gonna get  

  

 And if you find you don't like my ways  

 Well, you can send me back in 30 days