You Saw My Blinker (bitch) Lyrics

You Saw My Blinker (bitch) lyrics

this is a story I'll never forget



about the day my new car got hit



it caught me off guard cause it happened so quick



when I heard the crash I got mad as hell



cruising down the highway fast not slow



ninety miles an hour in my 5.0



people waving at me cause they know who I am



alpine stero blasting a jam



put the top down said my girlfriend



then my damn hat blew off in the wind



I got kinda mad cause it's the hat I just bought



I shoulda put her out it was all her fault



day was friday date was ten



my girl was looking good on a strem



she smacked my hand when I put it on her rear



said hit me again and I'll break your wrist



that day I dressed all in white



takin' my girl to Palm Springs for the night



I was hoping I could find a short cut



I was tired plus I had a rash on my butt



there was this lady in a pinto coup



'bout 90 years old I could tell by the droop



driving off fast borderline insane



glass so thick couldn't stay in her lane



I swerved left then I swerved right



she was still tailgating me too damn tight



to the left lane I tried to switch



then you saw my blinker bitch







we both pulled off on the side of the road



I was hot ready to explode



the only thing stopping me from breaking her nose



is I was 21 and she was 90 years old



then the police came turn the lights off



the lady started cryin' and the cop got soft



the cop said ah it'll be ok



wrinkled old bag lookin' like a charpe



I said wait what's going on cap'



her car's fine my car is wrecked



then I saw what happened in the crash



her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck in the dash



you hit me I didn't hit you



stop holding your neck lady you can't sue



it's your fault you caused all this



you saw my blinker bitch







Wednesday October the fourth



that's when we got our day in court



that lady destroyed my case



she came in a wheelchair and a neck brace



I jumped up I said you must be jokin'



come on judge her neck ain't broken



well I'll be damned



wrinkled old bag started cryin' on the stand



the balif grabbed me slammed me on the ground



judge said boy you'd better calm down



aren't you one of them damn rap singers



yeah then I gave him the finger



judge held me in contempt of court



for givin' him the finger and things of that sort



anything to say before you're dismissed



just one you saw my blinker bitch