You Saw My Blinker (bitch) Lyrics

You Saw My Blinker (bitch) lyrics

this is a story I'll never forget

 about the day my new car got hit

 it caught me off guard cause it happened so quick

 when I heard the crash I got mad as hell

 cruising down the highway fast not slow

 ninety miles an hour in my 5.0

 people waving at me cause they know who I am

 alpine stero blasting a jam

 put the top down said my girlfriend

 then my damn hat blew off in the wind

 I got kinda mad cause it's the hat I just bought

 I shoulda put her out it was all her fault

 day was friday date was ten

 my girl was looking good on a strem

 she smacked my hand when I put it on her rear

 said hit me again and I'll break your wrist

 that day I dressed all in white

 takin' my girl to Palm Springs for the night

 I was hoping I could find a short cut

 I was tired plus I had a rash on my butt

 there was this lady in a pinto coup

 'bout 90 years old I could tell by the droop

 driving off fast borderline insane

 glass so thick couldn't stay in her lane

 I swerved left then I swerved right

 she was still tailgating me too damn tight

 to the left lane I tried to switch

 then you saw my blinker bitch

 

 we both pulled off on the side of the road

 I was hot ready to explode

 the only thing stopping me from breaking her nose

 is I was 21 and she was 90 years old

 then the police came turn the lights off

 the lady started cryin' and the cop got soft

 the cop said ah it'll be ok

 wrinkled old bag lookin' like a charpe

 I said wait what's going on cap'

 her car's fine my car is wrecked

 then I saw what happened in the crash

 her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck in the dash

 you hit me I didn't hit you

 stop holding your neck lady you can't sue

 it's your fault you caused all this

 you saw my blinker bitch

 

 Wednesday October the fourth

 that's when we got our day in court

 that lady destroyed my case

 she came in a wheelchair and a neck brace

 I jumped up I said you must be jokin'

 come on judge her neck ain't broken

 well I'll be damned

 wrinkled old bag started cryin' on the stand

 the balif grabbed me slammed me on the ground

 judge said boy you'd better calm down

 aren't you one of them damn rap singers

 yeah then I gave him the finger

 judge held me in contempt of court

 for givin' him the finger and things of that sort

 anything to say before you're dismissed

 just one you saw my blinker bitch