Dj Format Vicious Battle Raps Lyrics

Vicious Battle Raps Lyrics

f/ MC Abdominal







[Abdominal]



I like to rap a lot so permit me to rap a little



My name is Abdominal I'll make you laugh and giggle



Just like a little schoolgirl when I'm touching the mic



Me and a crap rapper? Nothing alike



Cos they crap, and I'm not



Could you demonstrate? Why not



Let me take this little opportunity so soon you'll see



How you and me be different when it comes to fluency



The crowd be rooting me and booing thee



First to hit 3 lines that you be polluting the



Atmosphere with, you'll get subjected to scrutiny



Stupidly oblivious to the soon-to-be mutiny on the



Part of the crowd,,eventually even your crew will be like 



"Abdominal is pretty damn good"



But that's what I've been trying to say man



Would you remove those bananas from your earholes and pay attention



In the long run this will bring everyone less tension



And I won't be forced to have to hit you with these vicious battle raps



But really less battle raps than straight up facts



Kinda like a news report



Untrue? Fuck you be this Jews retort!



You'll lose the sport, can't you see the predicament?



Nurse, gauze, and lots of ligaments 



Victim sent courtesy of a friendly neighbourhood Abdominal



Doing his best to fill the hospitals



They say he's some sort of musical vigilante



On a one-man crusade to do away with anything even remotely wack



He rips the lips off of rappers and frees the tracks



We really can't thank him enough I'd love to shake his hand



Say thanks for taking a stand evacuating the land of the uncreative and
bland



"Doctor is it true when they say that he's as handsome as a deity"



Like a chiselled greek god, plus nimble like a tree frog



But with the strength of 10 men, who each possess the strength of ten men!



"In other words the strength of 100 men?"



Nurse, please dont interrupt me when



I'm in the midst of a descriptive homage to this folk legend



Rumour has it that he's bench-pressing 



At least 400 pounds and that's with the left arm alone!



What about the right? Writing poems



Simultaneously, insane ya can see but that's the type of mc that we're



Dealing with here, highly creative annunciation impeccable



Delivery style versatile very flexible breath control unparalelled



In his line of work his rhymes will hurt these spineless jerks



Yeah they'll still find the time to flirt, with all kinds of skirts



"He should try a nurse" keep your mind on your work



Like he keeps his mind on the verse when he's timing his words



You could set your clock to the rhyming ya heard eminating from between the two
lips



Of the ABD-om-INAL, suckers think they swell



He'll be like "hmm pray tell"



They straight K-Tel wheras he be cold chilling



Steady knocking fillings outta mouths of super-villains



And then charging 'em for dental repairs



Lay em down gently in the dental chair



Fasten the bib, a real no-brainer



Next step in the procedure administer the novacaine 



Or better yet a more effective anaesthetic



Like a pint of chilled rubbing alcohol for the vocally pathethic



Once theyre snorin the work commences by this



Blood-splattered, demented dentist



Dr. Abdominal extracting tongues, rendering wack rappers dumb



Some who look like they got a bit of endurance



Also get their lips sewn shut for assurance



I know it sounds harsh but he can't be sympathetic



In his war against the wackness it's an epidemic



Spreading over cities nations and continents



Abdominal heaven-sent antidote, through dopeness



With a 'M' on my chest, for microphonist