Dixie Chicks Merry Christmas To The Family Lyrics

Merry Christmas To The Family Lyrics

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
at our Christmas party
We were drinkin
champagne punch and home-made eggnog
little sister brought her new
boyfriend
He was a mexican
we didn't know what to think of him
'till
he sang "Feliz Navidad"
Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought
his kids with him
the three from his first wife Lynn
and the two
identical twins from his second wife Mary-Nell
Of course he brought his new
wife Kay
she talks all about AA
chainsmokin' while the stereo
plays
noel noel, the first noel

Chorus:
Carve the turkey, turn the
ballgame on
mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
send somebody to the
QuicPac store
we need some ice and an extension cord
a can of bean dip
and some some Diet Rights
a box of tampons and some Marlboro
lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the
family

fran and rita drove from harlejin
i can't remember how i'm kin
to them
but when they tried to plug their motor home in,
they blew our
xmas lights
cousin david knew just what went wrong
so we all waited out
on our front lawn
he threw the breaker 
and the lights came on
and we
sang silent light, o silent night

carve the turkey turn the ballgame
on
mix bloody marys cuz we all want one
send somebody to the Stop N'
Go
we need some celery and a can of fake snow
a bag of lemons and some
Diet Sprites
a box of tampons and some Salem lights
Hallelujah everybody
say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Feliz Navidad