Dixie Chicks Merry Christmas From The Family Lyrics

Merry Christmas From The Family Lyrics

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk

At our Christmas party

We were drinkin'
champagne punch

And homemade eggnog

Little sister brought her new
boyfriend

He was a Mexican

We didn't know what to think of him

'Til
he sang Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad



Brother Ken brought his kids
with him

The three from his first wife Lynn

And the two identical
twins

From his second wife MaryNell

Of course he brought his new wife
Kaye

Who talks all about AA

Chain smokin' while the stereo
plays

Noel, Noel, The first Noel



Carve the turkey turn the ball
game on

Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone

Send somebody to the
Quik-Pak store

We need some ice and an extension cord

A can of bean dip
and some Diet Rite

A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights

Hallelujah
everybody say cheese

Merry Christmas from the family



Fran and Rita
drove from Harlingen

I can't remember how I'm kin to them

But when they
tried to plug their motorhome in 

They blew our Christmas lights

Cousin
David knew just what went wrong

So we all waited on our front lawn

He
threw the breaker and the lights came on

And we sang Silent Night

Oh
Silent Night



Carve the turkey turn the ball game on

Mix margaritas
when the eggnog's gone

Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store

We need some
ice and an extension cord

A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite

A box of
tampons and some Marlboro Lights

Hallelujah everybody say cheese

Merry
Christmas from the family



Carve the turkey turn the ballgame
on

Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one

Send somebody to the Stop 'n
Go

We need some celery and a can of fake snow

A bag of lemons and some
Dite Sprite

A box of tampons and some Salem Lights

Hallelujah everybody
say cheese

Merry Christmas from the family