Something For The Weekend Lyrics

Something For The Weekend lyrics

She said "There's something in the woodshed
And I can hear it
breathing
It's such an eerie feeling, darling."
He said
"There's nothing in the woodshed -
It's your imagination
End of the
conversation, darling."
Something in his heart told him to come
clean
He was not who he claimed to be
Something in his genes told him to
pretend
'Twas something for the weekend
But she said "There's
something in the woodshed
I know because I saw it
I can't simply ignore
it, darling."
So he said "Now baby, don't be stupid
Get this
into your sweet head
There ain't nothing in the woodshed, except maybe some
wood."
Something in his heart told him to come clean
He was not who
he claimed to be
Something in his jeans told him to pretend
'Twas
something for the weekend
"I'll go all the way with you, if you'll only
do the same for me - go and see
If it's nothing like you say, then you can
have your wicked way with me"
He went down to the woodshed
They came
down hard on his head
Gagged and bound and left for dead
When he woke she
was gone with his car and all of his money