Behind The Chains (skit) Lyrics

Behind The Chains (skit) lyrics

Ludacris (MC Medallian) whispers: Man, i cant belive this.. Whole family bout


to get kiced out on the strets. I aint got no money, God. Man its gonna get


worse.



Lady at Big Chain Records (LaChainya): Good Morning, Big Chain Records this is


LaChainya speaking. How may I help you?



Ludacris: Uh yeah.. um.. I seem to be having a couple problems (whoa whoa)wit


my contract.



LaChainya: We have a chain of commands here. Sounds like you need to speak to


the head chain in charge. Hold please.



MUSIC: BIG CHAIN RECORDS. BIG CHAIN. BIG CHAIN RECORDS. BIG CHAIN.



Big Chainy: Big Chainy! 



Ludacris: Hey Mr. Chainy



Big Chainy: Hey hold for a sec., (whispers) yeah i need 30 chains down in New


Oreleans. Go 'head



Ludacris: yeah, um... its MC Medallian here...



Big Chainy: Medallian, how ya doin, brotha?



Ludacris: Hey can i come up and see you?Cuz im having a couple....



Big Chainy: sure, sure, man, I love new talent.



Luda: Aight



Big Chainy: Hey Medallian how ya doin'?



Luda: Whats goin on...



Big Chainy: Thats a pretty little chain you got there (i know, i know)



Luda: Um... i was having a couple problems here because i was lookin' over my


contract and i seem to be having a some issues. It states here that im supposed


to get my advance when i signed the contract and I still havent gotten my 

advance and i dont know whats goin' on.



Big Chainy: Oh.... okay... I see where that could be a problem.
(Luda:right)

What i dont think you understand is that what we're gonna do is give you a 

really big ass chain, just a big ASS chain (backround: big ass chain) 



Luda: Okay. Big Chain. Okay, okay i understand that but it says here that im


supposed to get some monitary* value. I-I dont have any money, i-i need
money...



Big Chainy: I could see where the confusin' would come in at. What i dont think


you understand is that we're gonna give you a really BIG ASS chain, a big 

(luda:right) , platnium big ass chain an-annd onthe back end we're gonna give


you some big ass earrings.



Luda:okay look, i understand about the chain man, my family's about to get 

kicked out on the street (big chainy: oh thats terrible) i mean, i have no 

money whatsoever. I need money..



Big Chainy: you know what? i dont usually do this, okay... i dont usually do


this but but since you dont believe. Jake, bring out the chain! (backround: QUE


THE CHAIN!) (backround: AHHH! Damn thats a big ass chain!) that is a big ass


chain...



Luda: oh God. i, i guess i didnt realize how big ths chain was (Big Chainy:


yeah, its, its not a problem) i'm sorry. jus-just forget about what i was 

talkin about...



Big Chainy: Not a problem... Big Chain Records is takin off, we're expanding.


(right, right) We're gettin' bigger and better (right). You know what, chains


can be loose? much bigger. Pretty soon we're gonna have a whole chain of big


ass chains (luda: alright. BIG CHAIN RECORDS!