Dismemberment Plan I Love A Magician Lyrics

I Love A Magician Lyrics

I love a magician 

She can cut me in half 

She can find quarters behind my ear 

And make me laugh, one two one two 

Is this thing on? Let's assess. 

Oh yes, she's the best. There is no contest. 

But I must confess that there are times like when 

She floats me straight up in the air 

Over thirty miles�I don't care. 

Well maybe a little it can really stop 

You from doing something cause you wonder 

Oh, if they'd really drop you. 

She simply wiggles her nose 

And disappears all my clothes 

Really makes me wonder 

Really makes me wonder, wonder 

Now she vanished into thin air 

And doesn't see why I care 

Really makes me wonder 

Really makes me wonder now wonder now 

I love a magician, she does things to 

Keep me amused like when she sticks 

My hair straight up in the air 

For the benefit of her stuck-up friends 

Well, I think it's funny 

But it's a touchy subject 

She likes to set me a trap 

And makes me come with a clap 

Really makes me wonder 

Really makes me wonder, wonder 

She says she can't read my mind 

I know she does all the time 

Really makes me wonder 

Really makes me wonder now wonder now 

There are times I don't know you at all.