Dirty Rotten Imbeciles Commuter Man Lyrics

Commuter Man Lyrics

I play Pac-Man and I watch T.V.

I'm so happy 'cause it pleases me

I
couldn't really ask for anything else

Maybe my own chain of Taco Bells



I'm perfectly happy right where I am

I could live forever in a
traffic jam

It doesn't really bother me to breath the poison air

I'd choke anyway, I don't really care



Sometimes I think about
getting away for a while

But when I return I will be out of style

You may say I'm not an ambitious man

But let me tell you I've got some
plans

Like there's a new car I wanna buy

And a video cassette
recorder yet I'm not sure why

I wanna get married and have three kids

'Cause I'm lonely and I've got the hard dick

Commuter Man