Die Toten Hosen The Product Lyrics

The Product Lyrics





You'll be glad that you selected

this product from our range.

We're sure that you'll enjoy it

and we hope you'll come again. 



Always first with the technology,

performance and design

and we stand true to our maxime:

"The customer is right!". 



You'll be glad that you selected

this product from our range.

We knew you had the money,

now we know that you've got taste. 



You want the finest quality,

that's why you choose our brand,

where every song is custom-made

and always played by hand. 



The music's really simple,

there are tunes that you can sing

and there's lots of lovely pictures

on the packaging. 



You'll be glad that you selected

this product from our range.

And if you're not - we're sorry,

but it cannot be exchanged. 



The money's not refundable,

don't bother to complain.

We're having such fun spending it -

please come again.