Diana Ah Naid Slick Nick Lyrics

Slick Nick Lyrics

Slick Nick stole the reindeer from the zoo

He fell down my chimney with a keg of brew

He put my dog out in the cold

Ripped off the candy from my sock

He's smoking cones and drinking scotch

Slick Nick you devil you

Slick Nick you devil you

I saw Slick Nick fall over the christmas tree

He was a whole different man

From what Mum and Dad told me

Spilling Jack Daniels all over the drapes

Spray painting a bad finger over the fireplace

Tattoos on his arms and knees

Well I never thought

Santa Claus could be such a sleaze ball

Slick Nick you devil you

Slick Nick you devil you

Dressed in red and overwieght

Stole the tv and the stereo

And the toys

The toys were broken too

You devil you

Slick Nick you devil you

I thought you were my buddy and chum

But your just a down town bum

Instead of putting presents in front of my eyes

You just told me a bunch of lies

You devil you

Slick Nick you devil you