Di Pervert Nurse Lyrics

Pervert Nurse Lyrics

You're in the hospital.
And you're hurt.
And here comes your favorite
Pervert Nurse.
And she's so clean.
And she's so neat.
And a week of
therapy and everything may work again.
Because...

She's a
Pervert...
She's a Pervert Nurse.
She's a Pervert...
She's a Pervert
Nurse.


Now you're in therapy.
In the bath.
A shot, to make you
feel so good.
She's there,
To check you,
And turn you inside out, until
you don't know what to do.
Because...

She's a Pervert...
She's a
Pervert Nurse.
She's a Pervert...
She's a Pervert Nurse.

(Spoken
in Megaphone)
Test tubes.
Blood Pressure.
Hemoglobin layer.
Sugar
count.
You're a diabetic, my friend.


Here comes the pill.
And
it's deep.
And a few more minutes, and maybe you can sleep.
You've got an
infection.
And you're back.
You've got a surprise in the hospital
sack.
You know it, with your...


With your Pervert...
With your
Pervert Nurse.
Pervert, Nurse. Pervert,...
She's a Pervert...
She's a
Pervert Nurse.
(Go!)


(Yow!)


She's a
Pervert...
She's a Pervert Nurse.

Shuttle down that alleyway.
Not
much time to waste
Feel the pain inside.
Feel the pain inside.
Can't
you feel in burning?
Can't you feel the pain?
Go ahead and give it to
me.
It's all the same.

Nurse: "Now don't worry, big boy. This won't
hurt a bit."