Dewey Cox Guilty As Charged Lyrics

Guilty As Charged Lyrics

Good morning, your honor

May I approach the bench?



I don't give a damn what anyone thinks

I stay up all night and I smoke and I drink

I'm a wanted man and I'm blowin' town

Don't waste your time tryin' to hunt me down



The cops are sayin' I belong behind bars

And I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged



I ain't never lost a fight in my life

I'll send you home crying to your fat and ugly wife

If you don't believe me when I tell you this

Well, let me introduce you to my rock hard fist



If you're accusing me of living too hard

Well I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged



I ain't asking God to forgive my sins

Take a good look and you'll know where I've been

I'm dancing with the devil every night and everyday

People pay attention to the things that I say



I don't need anybody's help to rise above it

If you don't like the way I'm livin' buddy, why don't you shove it?

When you feel the ground shaking underneath your feet

Oh, that's yours truly walkin' down the street



Come a little closer, girl, I'll show you my scars

And I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged

If you're saying my love is too large

Then I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged



Oh, I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged

You got me, I'm guilty as charged