Desert Sessions Interpretive Reading Lyrics

Interpretive Reading Lyrics

Do you mind telling me what is on your head







Who is that



said George



Where are you?







Right behind you



said the voice



Look here







George looked and saw two eyes







Who are you



he asked the eyes



Are you a ghost







Huh, yes



The eyes replied



But I will have you call me Fred



I still want to know what is on your head







Oh, that



Said George



I'd forgotten about that



It is my hat I used when I was playing astronaut







Please take it off



Said Fred



It makes your voice sound off







So George took off the hat



Is that better



He asked







Much, much, much better



Fred replied



You have a nice voice



If you give it a chance



Maybe you'll get your choice







Thank you



Said George



Nobody ever told me that before







What brings you hear



Asked Fred



This is no place for a boy alone







Oh, but yes it is



Said George



What about you



Why are you here







It's a long story



Fred replied



Why don't you take off your pants and I'll tell you



But be brief with your briefs







I'm here to guard some treasure







Treasure



Where is that







Where you least expect it







The end