Rehab Lyrics

Rehab lyrics

We did it all. We did whatever we could get our hands on back in the seventies.
We did fucking handfuls of mushrooms, pills, Ludes, coke. Whatever it was, we
just fucking swallowed it, ok? That's what we did! People go, "Well why didn't
you go into rehab?" We didn't have rehab back in the seventies. Back in the
seventies rehab meant you'd stop doing coke, but you kept smoking pot and
drinking for a couple more weeks. You know? "Yeah, give me a case of Budweiser
and an ounce. I gotta slow down! Jesus Christ! I'm outta control. Look at the
size of my pants for Christ's sake!"



Because that's the big thing
now. Rehab is the big fucking secret now. Isn't it, huh? Yeah, you can do
whatever you want. Just go into rehab and solve your problems. Isn't that the
big celebrity thing? That's what I'm gonna do. Yeah, I'm gonna get famous. Then
when my career starts to flag, I'm gonna go into three months fucking bender.
Ok? Coke, and fucking pot, and smack, and fucking booze, and drive over people,
and beat up my kids, go into therapy, go into rehab, come outta rehab, be on the
cover of people magazine, "Sorry! I fucked up!" That's what they do, man. They
go into rehab and they come out and they blame everybody except themselves.
They blame their parents, right? That's the way. Everybody comes from a
dysfunctional family all of the sudden, huh? Rosanne Barr comes from a
dysfunctional family? Not Rosanne! She seems so normal to me! The Jacksons were
dysfunctional!? Not the Jacksons! These people give each other new heads for
Christmas for Christ's sake!



I am sick and tired of hearing that
fucking speech. You know? These people come out of rehab they always have the
same story. "Well you know, I became an alcoholic because my parents didn't
love me enough. And then I became a junkie because my parents didn't love me
enough. And I went into hypnosis and ther