Del The Funky Homosapien Skull And Crossbones Lyrics

Skull And Crossbones Lyrics

(scratched:)
I never drink and drive
'Cuz I might spill my
drink

[Chorus]
Give me the keys, I'm OK
Quit tellin' me I'm drunk,
I only had five Hurricanes
Quit bein' such a Puritan, I'm a mega-turrican
(?)
Wakin' up and it's all a blur again
If I'm alive...
If I'm
alive...
If I'm alive...
If I'm still alive...

Red Skull more like
skull and crossbones
Took my driver's test straight pilin' over the
cones
It ain't funny so don't you dare chuckle
Drivin' hella drunk
without my beltbuckle
Fuck you, I'm OK
That's what they all
say
Already got a suspended license
Smokin' weed in my ride and lightin'
incense
Not knowin' it could be gone in an instant
Pistons pumpin',
slumpin'
Over the steering wheel
So many drunk drivers on the
road
It's killing fields
Who gives a fuck?
If I get caught all I
get
Is a slap on the wrist
My license tooken is a bitch
But I still
drive with a D.U.I.
Crash, see my passenger fly
Through the
windshield
It's hard to see you die
Heads crushed, necks severed from the
shards
That's what happens playing with a wild card
How do you feel on
trial for killin' your girl?
Nineteen years old, the end of the
world
Don't know what to do
Pop's is gonna' kill you
Twelve gauge
shotgun to your grill smooth
Got you in a predicament
If I'm drivin'
drunk I've got a sickness
Some fool's is shiftless
Like me,
gifted
Student GPA: four point oh
Blood alcohol level past that
though

(scratched:)
I never drink and drive
'Cuz I might spill my
drink

[Chorus]

Three o'clock, time to go
One more line of coke
with cognac
But my cognitive skills ain't on the shit
What now
Sherlock?
Key to the lock
My friend's is tellin' me to stop
Damn near
down the block
I found cops in the bushes peekin'
Plus it's the weekend
and I'm off the deep end
I roll through an alley way, can't see
Getting
ansy I hop on the interstate but it's late
Cops patrol but I don't give a
fuck though
I swerve to the right and get stuck in a mudhole
Check the
rearview, the coast is clear
Tryin' to focus here but I can't
Drunk as
hell, bust a rail
Now I'm sailin' off the cliff
High off the spliff, plus
a fifth
I bust my shit
Now I'm rollin' down the side like a
suicide
What will my family do if I die?
Tension builds, I went through
hills and trees
Stopped by a redwood first thing broke was knees
I feel
pain then a split second later
Car burst into flames, they won't know my
name
They'll have to check my dental records
My body is charred
Burnt
to a crisp soon as the car flipped the crash
That's my ass, a thing of the
past
Already dead by the impact of airbags

(scratched:)
I never
drink and drive
'Cuz I might spill my drink

If I'm alive...
If I'm
alive, If I'm still alive...
If I'm alive...
If I'm alive, If I'm still
alive...

Skull and crossbones
Poisonous pathways
(8X)