Del The Funky Homosapien Phony Phranchise Lyrics

Phony Phranchise Lyrics

Hook:

This is real hip hop no no phony franchise
When and by a landslide and you know you can't hide
This is D-E-L not no phony franchise
When and by a landslide and you know you can't hide
This is Hieroglyphics not no phony franchise
When and by a lanfslide and you know you can't hide

Verse 1: 

Del d, scuba diver wet suit
Who survived to get loose
Brewin' in the test tubes
To the rescue, extra edition process to get you all stressed
Step onto my office, that's what you call fresh
It's more like some soft breasts
If i stopped ces, I'll probably leave them coughless
Test it, just to see if ya'll restin'
I'm blessin' the beat just like if I was the best man
Yo, yo missin' in the public school distict
Get a book and do the physics, yo I got a cool image
Like Hendrix, my ?kid sets? can funk up to my index
Bench press rappers doing sets with my syntax
Ain't nothin' new motherf**ker man I been black
Impact, remember Malcom X wore a pimp hat
You paper chasin when you make it then you spent that
That's your whole life you shoulda never ever been rap
Wanna be gangster fool around and get your friend capped
Talkin' hella sh*t my brother trying to buy a ten sack
Man, just call me amphibious, submerging so deep 
Yanking curtains on these idiots
Walking 'round oblivious, more than annoying
Everywhere I turn a black life is destroyed and
Times is getting tough gotta sign for unemployment
Walkin' round the town all annoyed and bent
Out of posture from sixteen blunts, a pint of vodka
Intoxicated some of ya'll call it faded
With my headphones slammin' playin Iron Maiden
Sleepin' in the lobby at the days end

Hook

Verse 2:

I'm born storming, allure and curing 
Your ailments with lyrical talisments
Here it is, for the scrutiny of every record reviewer
Your tutor reduce your little rhymes are non-existant
Meticulous methods I use to modify
The style you all should try
Posh poetics, cost effective
Neck and neck with sun beams
 
Transends the fabric of time, yeah there's one me
Named Hiero, habitual funk, fiends and freakers
Techniques from the major leaguers leaves you weaker
Right on schedule gold medalist rebellious (who?)
Del is, got you cornered like a cougar
Comin' up with new words like you must be a lumix
Gonna infiltrate my crew when you know you'll go nuts
Lactose intolerant your bauls will blow up
Catostrophic so deep you can't locate with metal detectors
Listen more then once you'll need several inspections
I'm sicker than a B-3 call reinertae the fact with flows that free fall
Reintroduction the classic material that last with imperial
Props and pop ???
Hotter than coals tread and your feet will melt like plastic
I castrate contenders
With a crew that got more power than the westcoast Avengers
Sit and let your ears swim in the splendor

Hook

Verse 3:

Mouth watering musical madness
More bomb than Bombay and Glad bags, get mezmorized
Spellbound Del sound profound
Hip hop essentials mandatory for the mental
I used to be dazed and confused
Now I'm amazed and amused
At life and its clever rules
I have compassion while other brothers askin' for trouble
Brain damage got a rebuttle
Yo, while I'm on stage pumpin' fear
Your over there in the corner drinking non alcoholic beer
Dominating, commentating moving on to great things
Ebracing the lunacy placing the community
With one, two, three or more clueless emcees
Magnifying music with my magnificant mind
That blinds with sunshine it's embbarrassing
Hop in the Caravan with Hiero and hit the road to take care of fans
You know what, I'm playin' dozens
It's sudden impact crib death
It's big threat major counter act like tazers
Trailblazers, we clown the name sayers
I crave flavorings with custom tailorings
Like I comunicate with aliens, it's a daily routine
It's never failing you fiends to get cream
Whether continuity the rhymes move in unity perfectly with the tunes
I hope it hits you soon