Del The Funky Homosapien If You Must Lyrics

If You Must Lyrics

It's important to practice good hygiene
At least if you wanna run with my
team
I'm bout to get into some shit that I've seen
This fool's breath, I
mean so bad it'll melt your ice cream
They say don't say nothing if you
can't say nice things
Sittin too close to him it burned(?) like my eyes
sting
I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum
I was a victim of
breath on him
Running his yap about what sets he from
Gotta get some gum
gotta get him some
He turned it down, his teeth was brown
Excruciating
for him and it was a new sensation
I had to ask the dope to pass the
soap
Cuz his toe had the sniff of crustaceans
Or bathrooms in a bus
station
He had a can of Olde E and some raisins
Amazing... head to toe
B.O.
He didn't know, used to the fragrance
Just as the days went without
bathing
He felt manly and not like a maiden
He had one dread, and
fungus
Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers
Girls let the guy
you were with ????
So guys take your cue from this number

[CHORUS]
(x2)
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if
you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you'll be
funkyyyyyyyy

Now at class you need total concentration
But there's
kids in the back holdin conversations
Crackin on each other, and neither
were poster boys
Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids
Coast
and Joy, they leave their absence
One's fool's feet smelled like it struck
some matchsticks
Brimstone, girls would never bring him home
I was
laughin, then his friend raised his tone
And said, "Bud(?) you rolled all
over yourself" "yeaaa"
I know some people your ass should be
submerged
Like you need to deal with water cuz you smell like a
turd
Wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid
Well look it
up
And while you're at it, get a cup
And squeeze the sweat out your
sweatshirt and drink it or gargle
You get our vote for most
stinkiest
That nigga started thinkin of shit, said I was frail
I said he
was stale
Underarms is ripe
Undergarments tight, about to leap out your
holy sweats
And we holdin bets, and after this I'm gonna collect
Nigga
check, yourself
Respect yourself
And wash your mothafuckin body 'fore
your sweatshirt melt
Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive
The
funk got you captive
You don't need a map bitch

[CHORUS] (x2)
You
gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you
must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you'll be
funkyyyyyyyy