Deirdre Flint I`m Single Lyrics

I`m Single Lyrics

Oh, ho, I'm single, and my life's about me again.

That woman long
neglected, I'll find out who I am.

Oh, ho I'm single. I'm single and I'm
loving it!

I have taken up old hobbies, I have no time for a man.

I'll call up my old friends, the ones that I once knew

So we can bond
again, just like we used to do

You're married with two kids, oh gee,

Well, that's too bad for you.

Because I'm single. I am woman I am
goddess

I've always loved fried green tomatoes,

So it was always
meant to be.

I feel my rebirth. I'll find a female soul mate.

We'll
take off for the country, just like Thelma and Louise

I've called up every
household in phonebooks A through Z

To find another goddess to share my
destiny

And now I'm quite convinced, the only single one is me.

When I buy poultry, two thirds of it goes rotten

I correspond with
inmates and I don't comb my hair.

They've claimed my two legs as
federally owned forest

It's been months since I've shaved them,

Cause there's been no one here to care

They call me nasty names at
every corner bar

I need to see a shrink, this thing has gone too far

Last night I threw myself down stairs just for the C.P.R.

Oh, ho, I'm
single and I'm not hearing voices!!

You say that cause you're jealous of
all the fun I've had

Wait, I'm not single. I've got some special friends
now

We live in here together and I don't feel so bad

I have a
female soul mate, her name is Emily

Don't tell me you don't see her,
she's standing next to me

And she doesn't call me sick or weird or
deranged mentally

Just cause I'm single.