Dead Milkmen The Fez Lyrics

The Fez Lyrics

Hello Colin, it's the Fez



Who has angered the volcano god?

Who has angered the volcano god?

Who has angered the volcano god?

Who has angered the volcano god?

You have angered the volcano god



I'd like to help you, son, but you smell like a goat

(Ha, ha, ha, ha)



Chonga, the goat-boy's in the village again

Chonga, the goat-boy's in the village again

He's frightening the women and he's raping the men because

Chonga, the goat-boy's in the village again



Excuse me while I puke and die

(Ha, ha, ha, ha)



Oh, he pisses me off, huh? You know what

What really gets me mad in this life?

The goddamn periodic table of elements

They've got 109 or so naturally occurring elements



Then they've got 10 or 11 of these

Non-naturally occurring man-made elements

They give them names like Einsteinium

Californium and Nobelium



And what I want to know is

If they're man made

Then how the hell can they be elements, huh?



Know what's bothering my mind?



There's a time for taking

And a time for giving

But ripping off the Butthole Surfers

Is how we make our living

(Ha, ha, ha, ha)