Dead Milkmen Instant Club Hit (you`ll Dance To Anything) Lyrics

Instant Club Hit (you`ll Dance To Anything) Lyrics

You'll dance to anything

You'll dance to anything

You'll dance to anything

You'll dance to anything



Oh, baby, look at you

Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux

How long'd it take to get that way?

What a terrible waste of energy



You wear black clothes say you're poetic

The sad truth is you're just pathetic

Get into the groove just get out of my way

I came here to drink not to get laid



So, "Why don't you just go on home?"

'Cause if you want to moan you'll have to moan alone

You'll dance to anything

You'll dance to anything



Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual

'Cause you're just another boring bi-sexual

I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party

Blow it out your hairdo 'cause you work at Hardees

80 pounds of make up on your art school skin

80 points of I.Q. located within'



Know what you are? You're a bunch of

Artfags, Artfags, Artfags, Artfags

Choke on this you dance-a-teria types



You'll dance to anything by The Communards

You'll dance to anything by Book of Love

You'll dance to anything by The Smiths

You'll dance to anything by Depeche Commode



You'll dance to anything by Public Image Limited

You'll dance to anything by Naked Truth

You'll dance to anything by any bunch of stupid Europeans



Who come over here with their big hairdos

Intent on taking our money instead of giving your cash

Where it belongs, to a decent American artist like myself!

You'll dance to anything!