Instant Club Hit Lyrics

Instant Club Hit lyrics

"Instant Club Hit (You'll Dance to Anything)"

       By the Dead Milkmen from Bucky Felinni



 She'll dance to anything 

 You'll dance to anything 

  

 Okay, look at you 

 Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux 

 How long did it take to get that way 

 What a terrible waste of energy 

 You wear black clothes say you're poetic 

 The sad truth is you're just pathetic 

 Get into the groove get out of my way 

 I came here to drink not to get laid 

 So why don't you just go on home 

 If you want to moan you'll have to moan alone 

  

 You'll dance to anything... 

 You'll dance to anything... 

  

 Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual 

 Cause you're just another born bisexual 

 ("I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party") 

 Blow it out your hair cause you work at Hardees 

 80 pounds of make up on your art school skin 

 80 points of I.Q. located within 

 Know what you are?  You're a bunch of ... 

   Artfags!  Artfags! 

 Choke on this you dance-a-teria types! 

  

 You'll dance to anything by the Communards 

 You'll dance to anything by Book of Love 

 You'll dance to anything by The Smiths 

 You'll dance to anything by De-peche Mode 

 You'll dance to anything by Public Image Limited 

 You'll dance to anything by Naked Truth 

 You'll dance to anything by any bunch of stupid Europeans who come over 

 here with their big hairdos bent on taking OUR money instead of giving 

 your cash, where it belongs, to a decent American artist like myself! 

 You'll dance to anythIng