Dead Milkmen Anonymous 3 After Now Everybody`s Me Lyrics

Anonymous 3   After Now Everybody`s Me Lyrics

Now, I understand that some of you don't know Sour 

        Jane, so I'll tell you a little bit about her.  

        She's a lesbian Eskimo midget albino.  She went to 

        college and she started the Lesbian Eskimo Albino 

        Student Union, and four hundred people signed up.  

        There they were, hundreds of 'em, lesbian midget 

        Eskimo left-handed albinos.  Did I mention the fact 

        that she was left-handed?  She's left-handed, 

        alright.



        Girl's got some strange hobbies.  One of her hobbies 

        is lowering children into open manholes, which is 

        kinda difficult 'cause a lot of the children are 

        taller than her, her being a midget and everything

        ...or her being a left-handed midget...or her being 

        a left-handed lesbian midget...or her being a left-

        handed lesbian albino midget...or her being a 

        lesbian left-handed albino midget Eskimo...life can 

        be really difficult on that young lady.



        She bit me once, you know.  Right here, you see 

        this?  Left a mark.  She was lowerin' a friend of 

        mine's kid into the sewer, and I run up, tryin' to 

        stop her.  I said, "Listen there, you lesbian midget 

        left-handed albino!  You stop right there!"  And she 

        bit me.  I'm afraid I'm gonna...I'm gonna turn into 

        a lesbian left-handed midget albino when the moon is 

        full.  



        Oh my God, the moon is full tonight!  I can feel 

        myself shrinking!  I can feel myself becoming left-

        handed!  I can feel myself getting the urge to build 

        an igloo!  I can feel my skin turning white and my 

        eyes getting red!  I can feel...I can feel the urge

        ...to buy a Suzanne Vega album!!  



        AAAARRRRGGHHHHH!!!!!!  NOOO!  NNNNNOOOO!!!!  

        NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!



        Oh, I'm okay; it's just gas