Dead Kennedys Jock-o-rama (invasion Of The Beef Patrol) Lyrics

Jock-o-rama (invasion Of The Beef Patrol) Lyrics

You really like gorillas?

 We've got just the pet for you

 It's the way you're forced to act

 To survive our schools

 

 Make your whole life revolve around sports

 Walk toughdon't act too smart

 Be a mean machine

 Then we'll let you get ahead

 

 Jock-o-ramasave my soul

 We're under the thumb of the beef patrol

 The future of america is in their hands

 Watch it roll over niagara falls

 

 Pep rally in the holy temple

 And you're forced to go

 Masturbate en masse

 With the favored religious cult

 

 Cheerleaders yell"ra ra team"

 From the locker room parades the prime beef

 When archaeologists dig this up

 They'll either laugh or cry

 

 Jock-o-ramaon the brain

 Redneck-a-thon drivin' me insane

 The future of america is in their hands

 Watch it roll over niagara falls

 

 Unzip that old time religion

 On the almighty football field

 Beerbellies of all ages

 Come to watch the gladiators bleed

 

 "now boys, this game ain't played for fun

 You're going out there to win

 How d'ya win?

 Get out there

 And snap the other guy's knee!"

 

 Beat 'em up! beat 'em up!

 Ra ra ra

 Snap those spinal cords

 Ha ha ha

 

 The star quarterback lies injured

 Unconscious on the football field

 Looks like his neck's been broken

 Seems to happen somewhere every year

 

 His mom and dad clutch themselves and cry

 Their favorite son will never walk again

 Coach says, "that boy gave a hundred percent

 What spirit

 What a man"

 

 But who cares?

 Games overlet's go get wasted man

 To the 7-11, to the liquor store

 Let's party all night and party some more

 

 Another trans-am

 Wrapped itself around a telephone pole

 "i ain't drunk, officer

 I just fell gettin' out of my car"

 

 Don't worry about it, son

 We were that way when we were young

 You've got all the skills

 To make a damn good businessman

 

 Jock-o-ramathat's the law

 Come lick the butts of the beef patrol

 If the future of america is handed to them

 Watch it roll over niagara falls