Dayglo Abortions Shred Central Lyrics

Shred Central Lyrics



Don't need this crap this TV's pushing

I'm just gonna get my skate and hit the streets 

I know a place not far from here

Where I can ride a gnarly bowl and get some air

Ain't gonna be like my parents

Rottin' away in easychairs

Ain't got no time for sunday football

Or watching cartoons after school



Where you gonna go - shred central

Whatcha gonna do - grinders

Whatcha gonna say - "like, where's the bowl, dude?"

Where you gonna go - shred central

Whatcha gonna do - ollies

Whatcha gonna say - "bitchin' hawk, jak"



Do a heavy slam knees gushing blood

But I'll just get back on my skate and carve the tiles

I'll try an invert with a rippin' handplant

But I might have to send away for a new pair of surfpants



"Hey you kid..city police skateboard squad

35 dollar fine, skating in public... you're busted!

"screw you, mister!"



Where you gonna go - shred central

Whatcha gonna do - face plant

Whatcha gonna say - "nice lipstand, cowboy"

Where you gonna go - shred central

Whatcha gonna do - rock 'n roll slider

Whatcha gonna say - "bitchin' hawk, jak"

"Later, skater"