Devil Went To Jamaica Lyrics

Devil Went To Jamaica lyrics

The devil went to Jamaica



He was looking to sell some weed



He was doin' fine



They were standin' in line



It was excellent weed indeed



When he came across a young man



Who was likewise peddling pot



And the devil slid down the beach to the kid



And said boy let me tell you what



I guess you kind of figured



I'm a reefer head of course



And after all this time



I guess that I'm a conniseur of sorts



Now your stuff smells okay



But this could tranquilize a horse



I'll bet a million in cash against your stash



Cause I think mines better than yours



The boy said my names Johnny 



And you ain't smoked nothing yet



One hit of this grass will kick your a@@



You got yourself a bet







Johnny roll a ball of hash



And make sure it's the bomb



Cause the devils got the kind of stuff they smoked in Vietnam



You'll get a million smack-a-roo's in cash if you can cope



But if you can't the devil gets your dope







The devil packed a bong



With a little Acapulco Gold



And resin flew from his finger tips



As he fired up his bowl



He filled that chamber all the way



And he took a mighty hit



And as they passed it back and forth



It gave them both a coughing fit



(coughing)



When the bowl was finished Johnny said



Hey man, that stuff was great



But fill your lungs with some of this



And prepare to vegetate







Cannibis Sativa, Sweet Maryjane



The devils in the backyard frying his brain



Zig-Zag filled with the diggity-dank



Hold on tight it will hit you like a tank







The devil nodded off



Because he knew that he was stoned



And he asked if he could by an ounce



Of the stuff that Johnny owned



Johnny said, Devil just come on back



If you ever wanna catch a buzz



I done told you once



You son of a bi$^h



Mine's the best there ever was







And they fired up doobies one by one



Ain't gonna stop until the bag is done



Green as a bullfrog



Sticky as glue



Granny do you get high, yes I do