Ohh Stick You Lyrics

Ohh Stick You lyrics

Ooh stick you 

      Your mama too 

      And your daddy 

      [Repeat 4 times] 

 

      Ooh stick you 

      Ooh stick you! 

 

      Your mama, your daddy 

      Your greasy, greasy grandmammy 

      You got a hole in your panty 

      Got a big behind like Frankenstein 

      Going beep, beep, beep down Sesame Street 

      Toot, toot, toot wear army boots 

      In your ear with a can of beer 

      Up your butt with a coconut 

      Ooh!! 

 

      [Chorus] 

      Ooh stick you 

      Your mama too 

      And your daddy (Repeat 3 times) 

      Ooh stick you 

      Ooh stick you! 

 

      You go girl! 

      Eeeehhhhhhh! 

      Oooooohhhhh! 

      Aye! 

 

      Do you want me to tell you what I really think about you? 

 

      You got facial hair like a polar bear 

      You blow up like a toad and then explode 

      Your face looks mean like Halloween 

      You got big red eyes like cherry pies 

      You got the IQ of a digeridoo 

      You look insane and got no brain 

      You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly 

      Your fat mum Milly looks like Free Willy 

      [Chorus] 

 

      You go girl! 

      Ride 'em cowboy! 

      Yee-ha! 

      Giddy up horsey! 

      Ride 'em cowboy! 

      Pugh! Pugh! Pugh! 

      It's like a horror movie isn't it? 

      Oohh! 

      Ride 'em cowboy! 

      Ooh Ooh Eee! 

      Ride 'em cowboy! 

 

      Do you wanna know what 

      I really think about you? 

 

      You're a little kid that looks like a squid- oh no! 

      You've got a bad perm like a can of worms- oh no! 

      Cheeks like a balloon ; face like a baboon- oh no! 

      Everybody knows you eat the nails from your toes & you rub 'em in dirt
and eat them for dessert! 

 

      Whatever! 

      [Chorus] 

 

      You got ears on your face like spock in space! 

      You got teeth in your head like Mr Ed! 

      Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it
like shampoo! 

 

      What? 

 

      Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong? 

      Ping-pong Ping-pong Ping-pong! 

      Whatever whatever whatever! 

      [Chorus]