My Inflated Ego Lyrics

My Inflated Ego lyrics

I called you today and you said 'no'

You think I'm a self obsessed little git

And I think you're right....

I felt her today and she backed off

She thinks I'm a big-headed little tosser

And I think she's right....



(CHORUS)

So as I talk about myself

And fuck myself

Try to chat up girls and 

Scare them off

Don't deflated my inflated ego



I love myself so much

My willy's gone the other way

Yup, uh-huh...

And now I'm feeling sorry for myself

Can you blame me? Can you?

But if you massage it for me I'll

Show you a good time ba-by!



(CHORUS TWICE)



Woo-hoo yeah I'm not scared to piss you off on TV

Coz I'm an ignorant dickhead

So put that in your pipe and smoke it, love me

I hurt your feelings

I pleasure myself

And we all live unhappily together in this universe

And the solar system designed for me and my ego

Yeah.... ego-a-go-go-go-go.....



(CHORUS)



I'm ballooning, it's ballooning, my man's ballooning...

(to end)