Dangerous Toys Bones In The Gutter Lyrics

Bones In The Gutter Lyrics

There I was lookin' for something new
Man comes into my view
Tells me,
"Hey kid yo wanna make ten bucks?"
Bud gave me dirty looks
"Hey man, tell
me what I got to do"
Man tore the money right in half
Says then to kill
the fatted calf
A rich fat lady with diamonds and rocks
I'm thinkin',
"Man this sucks, need a cement mixer
I ain't writin' no
epitaph"

Make-up to her chin
But don't ask me where the hell she's
been

Broken bones in the gutter
But did I murder your
mudder!
Sorry 'bout dem bones in the muddy gutter yeah

My bud Sal and
me stole a crane
Then I stabbed the bitch in a vein
Yeah, she fell down on
the big crane hook
I got this cool idea from a mystery book yeah
Fell down
before she felt the pain
Put her in the mixer, aimed the chute
A few steps
back, clean off my boot
Couple of days, walk down the street
There were
bones no more meal
Broken bones in the gutter
Got the rest of my
loot

Damn lady so big, eighteen wheeler, trailer woman
But she's
gonna make me rich as hell with her