Dane Dana Nightmares Lyrics

Nightmares Lyrics

[ Dane ]



Hello, I'd like to see Dr. Slumber, please



[ doctor's assistant ]



Ah - do you have an appointment, sir?



[ Dane ]



No, I don't



But tell the Doctor it's urgent that I see her



[ doctor's assistant ]



Well - just one moment



Dr. Slumber?



Dr. Slumber, there's a young man out here named -



Excuse me, what is your name?



[ Dane ]



Oh, tell her it's Dana Dane



[ doctor's assistant (hysterically) ]



Hhhh... D-D-Dana D-D-DANE?!



OH NO!



OH, YOU CAN COME RIGHT IN!



COME RIGHT IN, RIGHT NOW!



COME ON IN...!



[ Dane ]



Thank you, thank you







Well, I walked into the office, what did I see?



A well-shaped body with the back to me



Sittin in her chair with an all-white gown



Said said (Dana Dane, won't you please lay down?)



She said that she wouldn't reveal her face



Till my hour was up and I was on my way



Now we got to the matter of why I came there



I said, "Doc, I keep havin these crazy nightmares"







Nightmares of the night (nightmares)



Nightmares, they're alright (nightmares)



Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares)



Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe (nightmares)







She said, "Relax yourself, won't you tell me one



So I can diagnose and see what must be done"



I laid back my head, start to inhale



Caught my breath, and then I said, "Well -



Bright one morning I was late for class



Had a fresh pair of frames with Gucci on the glass



Girls they was hawking, dudes they was talkin



Saw the doggy-dogg female, I kept on walkin



She was on it hard, there was no denyin



Shoulda seen what this female was tryin



Grabbin on my shirt, tuggin on my slacks



Pullin on my zipper board, I had to hold her back



Word up, Doc, on the ultimate



Now if I never saw a creature, this girl was it



I kept on walkin, had to leave this place



But she was all up on me, breathin in my face



You may think I'm lyin though it's just a dream



This girl had the baddest breath I'd ever seen



I couldn't think straight, thought I was doomed



Heard a bling-bling-bling, it was time for homeroom



I stepped real quick, she tried to play it sassy



She almost ran me down, this nasty fatnastee



Dipped to the stairs, running blind



Get to my homeroom, ran through my mind



Got to the 4th floor, standin in the door



Girlies watchin me walk down the corridor



The guys they were jealous and gettin mad



And all the girlies wishin they had the class I had



Got to my classroom, expect to see the teacher



Who did I see? That ugly black creature



Paused for a minute standin in the door



Then I broke out when the girlie went raw



Word em up, Doc, couldn't stand the smell



Heard of 3D? Well, she was fat as hell



I ran out the school, I didn't look back



I tell you, Dr. Slumber, this girl was wack



And that's about the time when I awoke



And I smelled that awful breath that almost made me choke



Now tell me, Dr. Slumber, how can it be?



That this dream somehow became reality?



I can't go to sleep, cause I'm so damn scared



Cause I keep havin these crazy nightmares"







Nightmares of the night (nightmares)



Nightmares, they're alright (nightmares)



Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares)



Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe (nightmares)



(Nightmares)







She said, "Listen, Dana Dane, I think I have the cure



But I have to hear one more before I'll be sure"



I laid back my head, tried to concentrate



Then I told her the nightmare 'bout the blind date



Had a blind date with this girl named Anita



The Fever's the place I'm supposed to meet her



Saw the def body with the vicious butt



How did I know she was a marvelous mutt



This lady I met was as ugly as hell



Couldn't go in the jam with this female



I was coughin hard, she started to braggin



Couldn't let them know I was here with this dragon



Grabbed her hand, dipped to Harlem World



But I left this ugly lady for another girl



Now this other female, her name was Denise



Couldn't get no rapture, there followed the beast



Everywhere I turn, everywhere I look



There was Anita the beast, she could not be shook



I dipped, I dived, I ran, I thrived



But there was no place that I could hide



Cause she was sniffin me out like a hungry blood hound



Her tail in the air, her nose to the ground



Only thing left for me to do



Was to set her up with this other dude



Now this other dude, he was real upset



Cause this ugly female he didn't wanna check



He started actin wild, even called me a faggot



What could I do, he had a .22 automatic



I dipped into the crowd, made my way to the door



Bumped into this object and I hit the floor



When I looked up, what did I see?



I saw Anita the Beast lookin down at me



I couldn't try to play it, couldn't try to pretend



Like the AFTCA I had to take the dog in







Nightmares of the night (nightmares)



Nightmares, they're alright (nightmares)



Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares)



Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe (nightmares)



(Nightmares)







Now I pleaded, "Dr. Slumber, I just can't bare



To have another one of these crazy nightmares"



Then all of a sudden she turned around



And starin at me with that all-white gown



With a Catholic smile, showin all her teeth



Was that ugly female, Anita the Beast...







[ Dr. Slumber, her sweet, soft voice turning horrifying ]



Dana?



Dana, honey, wake up!



What's wrong?



Wake up, honey



You are just... HAVING A NIGHTMARE!



A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!



A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!