I Did It For The Toys Lyrics

I Did It For The Toys lyrics

Santa kissed me under the mistletoe 
tasted like egg nog and it was gross 
said he was lonely and it had been a while 
the elves run frantic when they see that look in his eyes 
he sat me down and went on and on 
wouldn`t shut up about how Mrs. Claus had gone 
he said the plumber must`ve done something right 
he fixed her pipes and she paid him back all through the night... 

fa la la la la la ( X 4 ) 

Santa kissed me under the mistletoe 
i guess i`m wondering how far this would go 
we talked and drank until it was light 
then the bartender kicked us out `cause we got into a fight 
but i kept thinking of the swag for free 
besides the old geezer needs some company 
well i`ve been broke this year 
it wouldn`t be so bad 
i hate to admit it, but he`s the best i`ve ever had.... 

fa la la la la la ( X 4 ) 

Santa kissed me and i kissed him back 
but i did it for the toys 
figured i could get something more 
than i did from other boys 
Santa kissed me and i kissed him back 
but i did it for the toys 
smiled at me and wanted to see if i would 

but he`s a pervert you can tell by his smile 
or check the NAMBLA membership locked in his files 
that big red suit and jolly face is a disguise 
he only took it for the joys of little kids bouncing on his thighs 
he drives me crazy now, he calls me all the time 
i`m gonna dump him as soon as i get what`s mine 
guess i should really reveal my family ties 
he won`t get a clue so i hit him with a matzo ball 
right between the eyes... 

fa la la la la la ( X 4 ) 

santa kissed me and i kissed him back 
but i did it for the toys 
figured i could get something more 
than i did from other boys 
santa kissed me and i kissed him back 
but i did it for the toys 
smiled at me and wanted to see if i would ( X 2 ) 

what a loser!