Dan Bern Krautmeyer Lyrics

Krautmeyer Lyrics

Charles Manson doesn't even know his last name anymore
Charles Manson's real
name was Charles Krautmeyer
He's forgotten it
Charles Manson had a buncha
people
Who believed his every word
Who followed his directions
To cut
up buncha rich people
Would they still have done it 
If they'd known his
name was Krautmeyer
I kinda doubt it

Charles Manson made a shitty
album
Not too long before he got a buncha people
To believe his every
word
And follow his directions
To cut up buncha rich people
Would they
still have done it if they'd heard his shitty album
I kinda doubt
it

Charles Manson's real name was Charles Krautmeyer
Charles Manson's
real name was Charles Krautmeyer
Charles Manson's real name was Charles
Krautmeyer
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Marilyn Manson
took the last name of Charlie Manson
He didn't take the name Marilyn
Krautmeyer
If he was called Marilyn Krautmeyer
I bet no adults with large
straws up their asses
Would try to cancel any of his concerts
The way they
do with Marilyn Manson
I think he should be called Marilyn Krautmeyer
He'd
probably get to play a few more concerts
And maybe he wouldn't sell quite as
many of his shitty albums
But at least the truth would be out
that

Charles Manson's real name was Charles Krautmeyer
Charles
Manson's real name was Charles Krautmeyer
Charles Manson's real name was
Charles Krautmeyer
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Charles
Manson really was a lucky guy
People didn't hear his shitty album
People
didn't know his name was Krautmeyer
His followers never saw him pick his
nose
Which I understand he liked to do a lot

Charles Manson comes up
for parole every now and then
Three guys sit across from him
And talk to
him for half and hour
Then stamp denied on his papers
Then run home and
tell their wives about it
Maybe he should go back to Krautmeyer
Maybe
they'd ignore the swastika on his forehead
And stamp approved on his
papers
We hereby parole you, Charles Krautmeyer

Charles Manson's real
name was Charles Krautmeyer
Charles Manson's real name was Charles
Krautmeyer
Charles Manson's real name was Charles
Krautmeyer
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