Dan Bern Beautiful Trees Lyrics

Beautiful Trees Lyrics

I'm as cranky as a bitch

all I want to do is spit

There's nothing to
eat after that feast

we're getting laid regular at least

and I don't
want to hurt you

so stay out of my way today.



every 28 days
women bleed

unless they get too much of your seed

but men gotta
flush themselves out too

but it's always sexual when they do

you
women, you just stick some pad inside

men gotta practically fall in
fucking love. 



beautiful trees.

beautiful trees.

beautiful trees.

beautiful trees.



as I've been around the
bush that's bad luck

I asked you in cause I wanna fuck

I asked you
out cause I was hungry

but now I'm basically just tired

you don't
have to leave.

you can stay here

after all, this is still a love
song



beautiful trees.

beautiful trees.

beautiful
trees.

beautiful trees.