Counting The Cattle Lyrics

Counting The Cattle lyrics

I`m countin` the cattle: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 
I`m countin` the cattle 
Just to check if there alive 
I`m counting` the cattle: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 
I`m countin` the cattle once again. 

Well, the first little cow 
She went for a climb, fell off the 
Mountain - and then we were 9 
The second little cow, she went out 
For a date 
Discovered it was Wolfie 
And then we were 8 

I`m countin`... 

Well number 3 & number 4 they were longhorned chicks 
- Met some horny bulls 
And now I`m only countin` 6 

Number 5, 6 & 7 went out without their key 
The`re hanging at the butchers 
And I`m only counting 3 

I`m countin`... 

Well the 8¡¤9 said: - We`re never havin` 
Fun!! They packed their things 
And left! And I`m only countin` 
1!! 

Well here we are 
Me and Molly 
She is brown-spottet, cheerful 
And she`s jolly 
Our son is a muuhtant 
- But who gives a damn 
- I mean, when the folks 
Downtown, calls us: 
Mister and mam!! 

I`m counting`...