D:a:d 10 Knots Lyrics

10 Knots Lyrics

My kitchen floor started cracking 
And out jumped a man 
Big, red and horny 
I was shaking the devils hand 
You`ve got a hell of a reputation 
Thats the name of my game 
Been digging all night 
`Cause I heard your name 
Got a mean main reason have no fear 
But first we`ll plays some poker 
And have a warm beer 
Let`s play a little poker 
And have a nize hot beer 

I will smash your windows burn your mail 
I tied ten knots on the devils tail 
I can eat a horse even chew nail 
I tied ten knots on the devils tail 
D.A.D. wouldn`t cross his trail 
`Cause I tied ten knots on the devils tail 
He`s the toughest man and he can`t fail 
But I tied ten knots on the devils taaaaiiiiil 

I sat down to the table 
With the man that I once feared 
He was drinking, humming, drinking 
And scratching his beard 
So we drank for about a fortnight 
It seemed like some stupid test 
Still I was sitting upright 
Doing the things that I do best 
But the poor devil looked mess 

I will smash your windows... 

Though he was red 
He seemed kind of pale 
Then I tied ten knots 
On the devils tail 
I dumped him in his hole 
Heard the echoes of the scream 
Hey boyscout from below 
Now tell me who`s mean! 

I won`t smash your windows... 

I`m so rough I spent summer in jail 
`Cause I tied ten knots on the devils tail 
I`m so mean I could out-fart a gale 
But I tied ten knots on the devils tail