Da Yoopers Three Months Late Lyrics

Three Months Late Lyrics

1. I MET HER AT THE PINE GROVE  

ONE HOT NIGHT IN MAY 

SHE WAS A BLONDE HAIRED FINNISH GIRL  

FROM UP IN CHAMPION WAY 

SHE WAS SHORT AND BROAD OF BEAM  

JUST LIKE A JACKP1NE STUMP 

THE BOYS ALL FLOCKED AROUND HER  

LIKE THE SEAGULLS AT THE DUMP 

2. I TOLD HER I CAN’T POLKA  

CAUSE I’M JUST TOO DRUNK TO DANCE 

SHE BOUNCED ME ALL AROUND THE FLOOR  

‘TILL I ALMOST **** MY PANTS 

I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER THAT NIGHT  

AND ASKED HER FOR A DATE 

I TOOK HER TO MY UNCLE'S CAMP  

AND NOW SHE’S THREE MONTHS LATE 

CHORUS: 

SHE’S LATE SHE’S LATE  

OH LORD SHE’S THREE MONTHS LATE  

I TOOK HER TO MY UNCLE’S CAMP  

AND NOW SHE’S THREE MONTHS LATE 



3. I SAID SHE WAS MY FIRST LOVE  

SHE SAID SHE'D SHOW ME HOW 

SHE LEARNED SOME FROM THE MAKI BOYS  

AND SOME FROM WATCHING COWS 

I FIRED UP THE SAUNA THREW SOME  

WATER ON THE ROCKS 

THEN I TOOK OFF EVERYTHING  

EXCEPT MY WOOLEN SOCKS 

4. I DRANK ANOTHER SIX-PACK  

AND SHE STARTED LOOKING GOOD 

SHE TOLD ME LAY DOWN ON THE BENCH  

I WONDERED IF I SHOULD 

SHE BEAT ME WITH SOME CEDAR BOUGHS  

AND THEN I COULDN’T WAIT 

NOW I’M ALL SORE AND BLACK AND BLUE  

AND NOW SHE’S THREE MONTHS LATE 



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5. SHE DRAGGED ME TO THE ALTAR  

I FOUGHT HER ALL THE WAY 

HER DADDY AND HER BROTHERS CAME  

AND TOLD ME WHAT TO SAY 

NOW HE WORKS FOR C.C.I.  

WHERE THE PAY IS REALLY GREAT 

HE’S GOTTA FEED THOSE 15 KIDS  

AND A WIFE THAT'S THREE MONTHS LATE 



(REPEAT CHORUS)