The Anniversary Song Lyrics

The Anniversary Song lyrics

(FEMALE VOCAL) 

1. HONEY DO YOU REMEMBER 

WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY 

REMEMBER THAT SPECIAL OCCASION 

ON THAT BEAUTIFUL MORNING IN MAY 

YOU WORE A RENTED TUXEDO 

WE HAD CHAMPAGNE ON ICE 

BOTH OF OUR FAMILIES WERE GATHERED 

AND EVERYONE ACTED SO NICE 

(MALE VOCAL) 

2. YOUR UNCLE ERNIE'S FUNERAL 

THAT'S A PARTY I'LL NEVER FORGET 

THAT'S WHEN YOU GOT SICK ON THAT KESSLERS 

AND THOSE CUDIGHIS THAT YOU ET 

YOU SPENT THE NIGHT IN THE BATHROOM 

YOU MISSED ALL THE FUN THAT WE HAD 

WE TOOK UNCLE ERNIE TO TOWN FOR LAST CALL 

THEN WE SENT HIM HOME IN A CAB 



CHORUS: (FEMALE VOCAL) 

THE OLDER YOU GET THE MORE YOU FORGET 

TO REMEMBER WHAT YOU SHOULD RECALL 

YOU FILL IN THE BLANKS IN YOUR MEMORY WITH THINGS 

THAT MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED AT ALL 

YOU NEVER REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY 

BUT YOU KNOW WHEN DEER SEASON COMES 

YOU OTTA BE SHOT 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU FORGOT 

IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY YOU BUM 



3. REMEMBER THE DAY WE WERE MARRIED 

DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU FORGOT 

HOW I WALKED DOWN THE AISLE WITH MY DADDY 

AND MY BOUQUET OF FORGOT-ME-NOTS  

REMEMBER THAT BEAUTIFUL MOMENT 

WHEN YOU LOOKED DEEP INTO MY EYES 

YOU SLIPPED THE RING ON MY FINGER 

AND EVERYONE STARTED TO CRY 



(MALE VOCAL) 

4. THAT'S WHEN SOMEBODY RIPPED ONE 

I THINK IT WAS YOUR UNCLE SLIM 

IT ECHOED SO LOUD IN THE RAFTERS 

I THOUGHT THE WHOLE CHURCH WOULD CAVE IN 

THEN AS THE GAS STARTED SPREADING 

YOUR MOTHER PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR 

THE OLD BAGS WERE SCREAMING AND FAINTING 

THE CROWD MADE A DASH FOR THE DOOR 



(REPEAT CHORUS)