Smelting Usa Lyrics

Smelting Usa lyrics

1. THE SMELT ARE A RUNNING THE FEVER’S IN THE AIR 

THE SMELTERS ARE COMING WITH THEIR WADERS AND BEER 

THERE’S TOIVO AND EINO IN THEIR PICKUP TRUCK 

THEY GOT ALMA AND MARTHA IN CASE THEY GET STUCK 

2. AND THE BOYS FROM THE COLLEGE THEY ALL COME BY HERE 

THEY’RE EATING THEIR RAW SMELT AND DRINKING THEIR BEER 

THEY ALL GO SO CRAZY THEY GOT NOTHING TO LOSE 

THEY FALL IN THE RIVER AND THROW UP ON THEIR SHOES 



CHORUS: 

EVERYBODY’S GOING SMELTING 

EVERYBODY’S GOING SMELTING 

EVERYBODY’S GOING SMELTING 

SMELTING U.S.A. 



3. AND THOSE DOWNSTATE BOYS IN THEIR WINNEBAGO’S 

ARE FISHING FOR BIG SMELT WITH THEIR FISHING POLES 

THEY LOVE US YOOPERS AND THEY DON’T GIVE A DAMN 

IF WE DRINK ALL THEIR BEERS AND EAT ALL THEIR SPAM 



(REPEAT CHORUS) 



4. YAH THE SMELT ARE A RUNNING THE FEVER’S EVERYWHERE 

SO PATCH UP YOUR WADERS ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR 

PICK UP A SIX-PACK AND DUST OFF THE NET 

AND HEAD FOR THE RIVER ITS FUN YA YOU BETCHA