Pizza In My Shorts Lyrics

Pizza In My Shorts lyrics

1. YOU USED TO TAKE MY PARKING IN YOUR RUSTY CHEVROLET 

WE’D GO OUT TO THE PALMER DUMP AND WATCH THE BEARS AT PLAY 

NOW THE HONEYMOON IS OVER YOU DON’T TAKE ME ANYPLACE 

YOU JUST LAY THERE ON THE SOFA POURING BEER INTO YOUR FACE 

2. YOU USED TO GO OUT JOGGING AND YOU WORKED OUT REAL HARD 

YOU LOOKED JUST LIKE JANE FONDA IN YOUR HOT PINK LEOTARDS 

NOW YOU LOOK JUST LIKE GODZILLA WITH YOUR 52 INCH HIPS 

AND THE HAIR KEEPS GETTING THICKER UPON YOUR UPPER LIP 



CHORUS: 

WE’RE THE ROTUND FAMILY WE NEVER GET ALONG 

WE LOVE TO DRIVE EACH OTHER NUTS AND ARGUE ALL DAY LONG 

BUT WHEN WE ORDER PIZZA THAT’S ONE TIME WE ALL AGREE 

CAUSE NO ONE LOVES THAT PIZZA LIKE THE ROTUND FAMILY 



PEPPERONI CAPICOLLI MOUNDS OF MUSHROOMS TOO 

MOZZARELLA MORTADELLA BABY SWISS AND BLEU 

ANCHOVIES AND OLIVES AND LOTS OF CUDIGHI 

THAT’S THE PERFECT PIZZA FOR THE ROTUND FAMILY 



3. THOSE TWO BRAIN DEAD KIDS OF YOURS THEY BOTH TAKE AFTER YOU 

THEY SIT LIKE STUMPS AND WATCH TV AND EAT TILL THEY TURN BLUE 

IT’S TWO DAYS AFTER PAYDAY AND THEY ATE UP ALL MY PAY 

AND I HAVEN’T SEEN THE DOG OR CAT SINCE LUNCHTIME YESTERDAY 



4. ITS YOU THAT THEY TAKE AFTER YOU NO GOOD LAZY BUM 

YOU ALL SHOW UP LIKE CALLOUSES WHEN ALL THE WORK IS DONE 

IF I EVER WANNA GET SOME HELP AROUND THE HOUSE 

I’LL HAVE TO TAKE SOME DYNAMITE AND BLOW YOU OFF THE COUCH