Da Yoopers One Day After Christmas Lyrics

One Day After Christmas Lyrics

1. IT'S ONE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS 

I'M CRABBY AND I'M BROKE 

I'M SO FULL OF HAM AND FRUITCAKE 

I THINK I'M GONNA CROAK 

IT'S NICE TO SEE THE RELATIVES 

I WONDER WHEN THEY'LL LEAVE 

THE'VE BEEN CAMPING IN MY BATHROOM 

SINCE EARLY CHRISTMAS EVE 

2. THEY'RE EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT 

AND SLEEPING IN MY BED 

I BEEN SACKED OUT IN THE BASEMENT 

WITH MY BEAGLE FRED 

THE RELATIVES HAVE ALL GONE OUT 

AND LEFT THEIR SCREAMING BRATS 

THE TOILET BOWL IS ALL CLOGGED UP 

AND I CAN'T FIND THE CAT 



CHORUS: 

IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AT MY HOUSE 

THE RELATIVES ARE HERE 

THEY EAT ME OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME  

AND DRINK UP ALL MY BEER 

I LOVE THE DECORATIONS 

AND THE SLEIGH BELLS IN THE SNOW 

BUT I WISH THOSE PESKY RELATIVES 

WOULD TAKE THEIR KIDS AND GO HOME 



3. THOSE COOKIE CRUNCHERS FED THE DOG 

A TWENTY POUND RIB ROAST 

HIS FEET ARE STICKING IN THE AIR  

LIKE SKINNY OLD FENCE POSTS 

NOW THEY'RE IN A FREE FOR ALL 

THE GIRLS AGAINST THE BOYS 

THEY'RE FIGHTING OVER BOXES 

'CAUSE THEY'RE BORED WITH ALL THEIR TOYS 



4. MY MOTHER-IN-LAW IS SNORING 

IN MY FAVORITE TV CHAIR 

THOSE KIDS ARE STRINGING LIGHTS ON HER 

AND TINSELING HER HAIR 

I OUGHTA WAKE HER UP BEFORE 

THE FIREWORKS BEGIN 

BUT I WANNA SEE THOSE BLUE SPARKS FLY 

WHEN THEY PLUG HER IN 



(REPEAT CHORUS)