Da Yoopers Nightmare In My Bathroom Lyrics

Nightmare In My Bathroom Lyrics

1. I WAKE UP TO A NIGHTMARE  

HIS ARMPITS IN MY FACE 

IT'S MAKING GASTRIC NOISES  

AND STINKING UP THE PLACE 

HIS TEETH ARE IN THE COFFEE CUP  

ON THE NIGHT STAND BY MY BED 

THERE'S A SMELLY OLD GYM SOCK  

ON THE PILLOW BY MY HEAD 

A HOLEY PAIR OF UNDERWEAR  

IS HANGING ON THE DOOR 

A PEPPERONI PIZZA IS LYING  

FACE DOWN ON THE FLOOR 

I PUT MY FEET AGAINST HIS BACK  

AND GIVE A MIGHTY KICK 

HE CRAWLS OVER TO THE BATHROOM  

AND HE'S IN THERE GETTING SICK 

CHORUS: 

THERE'S A NIGHTMARE IN MY BATHROOM 

AND ITS SUCH A SCARY SIGHT 

THERE'S A NIGHTMARE IN MY BATHROOM 

AND ITS SUCH A SCARY SIGHT 

THIS CREATURE'S NOT THE SAME GUY 

WHO TOOK ME HOME LAST NIGHT 



2. HE STUMBLES FROM THE BATHROOM  

WITH HIS FINGER UP HIS NOSE 

IT'S SHOVED UP TO THE KNUCKLE  

I WONDER WHERE IT GOES 

I GOTTA GET HIM OUTTA HERE  

BEFORE ITS LIGHT OUTSIDE 

CAUSE IF THE NEIGHBORS SAW HIM  

I’D CONSIDER SUICIDE 

I SUDDENLY REMEMBER  

IT WASN'T AT THE BAR 

I MET HIM DOWN ON THIRD STREET  

HE WAS BARKING AT THE CARS 

I GRAB A DRIED UP SOUP BONE  

FROM THE DOG DISH ON THE FLOOR 

HE GOES RUNNING OUT TO FETCH IT  

AS I FLING IT OUT THE DOOR 



(REPEAT CHORUS)