Naked Elves In Cowboy Boots Lyrics

Naked Elves In Cowboy Boots lyrics

1. NAKED ELVES IN COWBOY BOOTS 

CHASING ME WHEREVER I GO 

THOSE NAKED ELVES IN COWBOY BOOTS 

THEY WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE 

A JIGGLIN', GIGGLIN', BOINGY, BOINGY, BOINGY 

RUNNING DOWN THE ROAD I SEE 

NAKED ELVES IN COWBOY BOOTS  

THEY JUST WON'T LET ME BE 

2. I'M HIDING AT THE CORNER BAR 

AND THEY'RE WAITING OUTSIDE FOR ME 

FIVE BEERS, TEN BEERS, TWENTY BEERS LATER  

I LOOK OUTSIDE TO SEE 

I PEEK AROUND THE CORNER ACROSS DA STREET 

GUESS WHO'S SPYING ON ME 

THOSE NAKED ELVES IN COWBOY BOOTS 

MAKING FUNNY FACES AT ME 



BRIDGE:  

I'M A GONNA WRITE A LETTER TO SANTA 

I'M A GONNA GIVE HIM PRAISE 

I'M A GONNA TELL HIM THAT HE'S NEAT  

AND THAT I'VE CHANGED MY WAYS 

DA WHOLE TOWN OF REPUBLIC'S GONNA SEE  

I'M NOT A SCROOGE NO MORE 

THEN MAYBE THOSE OLE' NAKED ELVES  

WON'T CHASE ME 'ROUND NO MORE 



3. QUARTER AFTER TWO DA BAR'S CLOSING UP  

AND WOO DIE'S ASKING US TO LEAVE 

I TELL HIM THERE'S NAKED ELVES OUT THERE 

HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE I'M CRAZY 

HE GIVES ME A KICK, OUT THE DOOR I GO 

A BOUNCING ON MY BUM 

THAT'S WHEN I HEAR THEIR LITTLE BOOTS 

I THINK I BETTER RUN 



4. NAKED ELVES IN COWBOY BOOTS 

CHASING ME ALL THE WAY HOME 

SOME TEENS LOITERING AT THE CITGO GAS 

ASK ME WHAT I'M RUNNING FOR 

I TELL 'EM, "CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS IN EVERY WAY" 

"'CAUSE IF YOUR A SCROOGE, YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY" 

HERE COMES THOSE NAKED ELVES IN COWBOY BOOTS 

I HOPE I GET AWAY