Mental Monkey Lyrics

Mental Monkey lyrics

(FEMALE VOCAL) 

1. I KNEW YOU WERE A PSYCHO RIGHT FROM THE START 

YOU MEASURE YOUR FRIENDS BY THE WAY THAT THEY FART 

WHEN MY FRIENDS COME AROUND I FEEL SO DEGRADED 

YOU ACT LIKE A DWEEB THEY SAY, “IS HE RELATED?� 

(MALE VOCAL) 

HEY PIZZA FACE YOU LOOK LIKE A BLISTER 

I DON'T TELL ANYONE YOU'RE MY SISTER 

LOOK AT THOSE TEETH YOU LOOK LIKE A BEAVER 

AND THOSE EARS OF YOURS LOOK LIKE RADAR RECEIVERS 



CHORUS: (FEMALE VOCAL) 

GET OFF MY CASE YOU BIG BUTT FACE 

YOU'RE TOO WEIRD FOR THE HUMAN RACE 

YOU'RE A MENTAL MONKEY THAT BELONGS IN A ZOO 

AND ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE AS GEEKY AS YOU 



(FEMALE VOCAL) 

2. YOU EAT LIKE A PIG AND YOU LOOK LIKE ONE TOO 

IT SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING DIED IN YOUR SHOES 

YOU GOT POTATOES GROWING OUT OF YOUR EARS 

ARE YOU PLANNING ON TAKiNG A BATH THIS YEAR? 



(MALE VOCAL) 

YOU GOT A BODY JUST LIKE DONALD DUCK 

YOUR FACE COULD STOP A GARBAGE TRUCK 

YOU CAMP IN THE BATHROOM TO FIX YOUR HAIR 

ITS NOT HALLOWEEN WHO YOU TRYING TO SCARE? 



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(MALE VOCAL) 

3. GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR YOU LOOK LIKE A DORK 

HAS SOMEONE BEEN STABBING YOUR FACE WITH A FORK? 

YOU DON'T NEED NOSE PLUGS WHEN YOU GO FOR A SWIM 

YOU COULD PLUG UP THOSE Nostrils WITH TWO BOWLING PINS 



(FEMALE VOCAL) 

YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT AND YOU THINK YOU’RE GREAT 

HOW COME YOU CAN'T GET A HUMAN TO DATE? 

YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER 

HE LOOKS LIKE FREDDY AND YOU LOOK LIKE HIS MOTHER 



(REPEAT CHORUS)