Da Yoopers Lonely Yooper Lyrics

Lonely Yooper Lyrics

1. I LOOKED DOWN INTO HER BLOODSHOT EYES 

SHE SAID “SAVE A BEER FOR ME" 

I SAID, "I’LL HAVE TO DRINK IT LATER CAUSE NOW I GOTTA PEE� 

SHE REACHED DOWN AND GRABBED MY GONADS 

AND SHE SQUEEZED ‘EM IN HER HAND 

SHE SAID “YOU AIN’T GOING NOWHERE  

CAUSE NOW I NEED A MAN� 

2. BUT I GOTTA GO REAL BAD  

AND I JUST CAN'T TAKE A CHANCE 

I GOTTA BEAT IT FOR THE OUTHOUSE BEFORE I *** MY PANTS 

THEN WE BOTH HEARD SOMETHING COMING 

AND IT SOUNDED LIKE A TANK 

SHE SAID, “HOLY SIT IT'S TOIVO!�  

AND SHE GAME ‘EM ONE LAST YANK 



CHORUS: 

I WAS JUST A LONELY YOOPER SHE GRABBED ME BY THE RUMP 

SHE SAID HER HUSBAND TOIVO HE LAID THERE LIKE A STUMP 

SHE SAID, “YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY WE'LL BE SAFE OUT HERE" 

"TOIVO NEVER COMES TO CAMP UNLESS HE'S HUNTING DEER� 



3. THEN I SAW OLE'’ TOIVO,  

HE WAS LOADING UP HIS GUN 

I RAN OUT FOR THE OUTHOUSE, I THINK HE SAW ME RUN 

WHEN TOIVO CAME STOMPING DOWN THE PATH  

I THINK HE HEARD ME GROAN 

BUT WHEN HE OPENED THE OUTHOUSE DOOR  

THERE WAS NO ONE ON THE THRONE 



4. I LOOKED UP FROM THE SIT PILE  

AT THE HOLE I JUST JUMPED THROUGH 

I WAS SINKING PAST MY SHOULDERS  

I WONDERED WHAT HE'D DO 

THEN TOIVO DROPPED HIS TROUSERS  

AND I WISHED THAT I WAS DEAD 

I COULD HEAR HIM UP THERE GIGGLING  

AS HE SIT UPON MY HEAD 



(REPEAT CHORUS)