I-500 Snow Machine Race Lyrics

I-500 Snow Machine Race lyrics

1. WHEN THE WINTER’S HERE AND WE’RE FEELING BLUE 

ME AND TOIVO WE HEAD FOR THE SOO 

HE BRINGS THE PASTIES AND I BRING THE BEER 

JUST LIKE WE DONE FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS 

WE SEE THOSE CRAZY RACERS ON THEIR SNOW MACHINES 

RACING TO SEE WHO GETS TO KISS THE QUEEN 

YOU WON’T GET ME ON NO SNOWMOBILE 

I WON’T RIDE NOTHIN’ THAT DON’T HAVE WHEELS 

CHORUS: 

IT’S THE 1-500 THAT WE COME TO SEE 

THE BIGGEST EVENT IN THE WHOLE U.P. 

WE STAND AROUND AND POUR BEER IN OUR FACE 

AT THE 1-500 SNOW MACHINE RACE 



2. THERE’S TROLLS AND CHEESE HEADS AND YOOPERS TOO 

FROM AROUND THE WORLD WE ALL COME TO THE S00 

THOSE GOOD OL’ CANADIANS ALL COME HERE 

THEY’RE EATING OUR PASTIES AND WE’RE DRINKING THEIR BEER 

THOSE LUMBERJACKS COME ALL THE WAY FROM DULUTH 

THEY LOOK LIKE YOOPERS IN THEIR GOLD SEAL BOOTS 

HERE COME THE GUYS FROM THE TV NEWS 

I SEEN ‘EM LAST NIGHT THROWING UP ON THEIR SHOES 



IT’S THE 1-500 THAT WE COME TO SEE 

THE BIGGEST EVENT IN THE WHOLE U.P. 

WE STAND AROUND AND POUR BEER IN OUR FACE 

AT THE 1-500 SNOW MACHINE RACE 



I GO LOOKING FOR TOIVO AT THE END OF THE DAY 

HE MUSTA GOT DRUNK AND HE WANDERED AWAY 

I FIND HIM FROZEN TO THE PORTA-JOHN SEAT 

WITH A FROZEN BEER AND TWO FROZEN FEET 



IT’S THE 1-500 THAT WE COME TO SEE 

THE BIGGEST EVENT IN THE WHOLE U.P. 

WE STAND AROUND AND POUR BEER IN OUR FACE 

AT THE 1-500 SNOW MACHINE RACE