I Want A Rinky Dinky Doodad Lyrics

I Want A Rinky Dinky Doodad lyrics

I WANT A RINKY DINKY DOODAD FOR CHRISTMAS I DO 

MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL ALL WANT ONE TOO 

I WANT A RINKY DINKY DOODAD FOR CHRISTMAS 

IT’S EXCELLENT, AWESOME, AND COOL 



HEY DAD, 

YES SON, 

DID YOU GO SHOPKO? 

I WAS IN LINE FOR A WEEK, AND THEY HAVE NO MORE 

HEY MOM, 

YES DEAR, 

DID YOU GO KMART? 

YES AND I BARELY SURVIVED 

THERE WAS NO PLACE TO PARK SO I PARKED ACROSS TOWN 

AND WHEN I GOT INSIDE I WAS NEARLY KNOCKED DOWN 

BY THE EYE GOUGING, CART STEALING, HAIR PULLING MOB 

THEN A MESSAGE CAME OVER THE INTERCOM 

  



ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS, BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL IN TOY 

DEPARTMENT ON RINKY STINKY DOO DUMS. OR WHATEVER... 40% OFF NEXT FIVE MINUTES
ONLY 



LADIES SCREAMING, PURSES BASHING, CHILDREN CRYING, CARTS ARE CRASHING, SHOPPERS
TO AND FRO ARE DASHING, BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL, PRICES SLASHING,  

EVERY YEAR THIS CHRISTMAS MADNESS, 

GOT TO GIVE THE GIFT OF GLADNESS, OVER THERE I SEE THE LAST ONE, GOT TO GET
THERE BE THE FAST ONE,  

OH MY GOD, THERE’S ONE MORE LEFT AND I’VE GOT IT! 



SO DID YOU GET ME ONE MOM?  

YES, NO DEAR, BUT YOU’LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL CHRISTMAS MORNING TO FIND OUT 



YIPPIE!!!!! 

I GOT A RINKY, DINKY, DOODAD FOR CHRISTMAS I DID 

I JUST CAN’T WAIT TO TELL ALL THE KIDS 

I GOT A RINKY, DINKY, DOODAD FOR CHRISTMAS (....STOP) 



SON, 

YES DAD,  

SORRY BUT WE’LL HAVE TO SEND MR. RINKY BACK 

WHY DAD? 

BECAUSE MR. DOODADS BEEN CHEWING 

CHILDREN'S TOES OFF, SO THEY'VE BEEN RECALLED. 

OH, THAT’S OK DAD, CAUSE WHAT I REALLY WANT IS EVEN MORE BETTER... 

WELL, WHAT IS IT SON? A NEW FOOTBALL, A BIKE, A 

COMPUTER GAME? 



I WANT A SUPER YOOPER (parents groan), BING BOING FOR CHRISTMAS I DO 

MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL ALL WANT ONE TOO  

A SUPER YOOPER BING BOING FOR CHRISTMAS 

IT’S EXCELLENT, AWESOME AND COOL