I Tink My Beagle`s Gay Lyrics

I Tink My Beagle`s Gay lyrics

1. MY BEAGLE DRIVES A RABBIT  

ALL NIGHT LONG 

HE AND HIS BUDDY PETE CRUISE THE BUSH ROADS  

OUT OF TOWN 

WELL I SORTA SUSPECTED THOSE TWO RIGHT  

FROM THE START 

NOW A STICK OF DYNAMITE WON'T BREAK  

THOSE TWO APART 

2. THE BUDDIES THINK HE'S A GOOD OLE'  

STUDDLY HOUND 

THE GREATEST DAMNED OLE' RABBIT DRIVING  

MUTT AROUND 

BUT THEY DON'T KNOW HIS TAIL WAGS THE  

OTHER WAY, HOLY WAH 

I'M TELLING YOU, I THINK MY  

BEAGLE'S GAY 



CHORUS: 

IT'S HUMILIATING, AGGRAVATING,  

FRUSTRATING, IRRITATING 

WHEN YOUR DOG'S A FORNICATING  

ON THE MAIL MAN'S LEG 

THE HUMILIATION, AGGRAVATION,  

FRUSTRATION THAT YOU FEEL 

WHEN YOUR DOG'S GOT A RED ONE  

FOR THE NEIGHBOR'S BULLDOG STAG 

IT'S REPUGNANT, SHOULD I MAKE HIM CHANGE HIS WAYS? 

IT'S REDUNDANT, WILL HE ALWAYS BE THIS WAY? 

YOU KNOW LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING  

AND LOVE IS BLIND THEY SAY 

BUT I'M NOT SURE, I THINK MY BEAGLE'S GAY 



3. DA WIFE TOLD ME THAT I WAS  

BEING A FOOL 

IT'S JUST ANOTHER DOGGY PHASE  

HE'S GOING THROUGH 

SO I TOOK HIM TO MUTTIE MAKIE'S  

DOWN THE STREET 

HE HAD A BEAUTIFUL FEMALE BEAGLE 

SHE WAS IN HEAT 



4. I SAID TO MY DOG, "GO GET HER STUDDLY,  

YEAH, HAVE SOME FUN" 

"SHE'S RIGHT OVER THERE, COME ON, GO AHEAD,  

SHOW OLE' MUTTI HERE HOW IT'S DONE" 

WELL, HE WENT OVER THERE AND  

TOOK A SNIFF 

BUT THEN HE YAWNED AND TOOK A  

GREAT BIG POOP 

MUTTI LAUGHED AND LAUGHED,  

I FELT LIKE A STOOP! 



(REPEAT CHORUS) 

IT'S OK THAT MY BEAGLE'S GAY