Happy Birthday Fungus Face Lyrics

Happy Birthday Fungus Face lyrics

1. I WAS CLEANING OUT MY TOILET BOWL 

WHEN YOUR BIRTHDAY CAME TO MIND 

SO I SAT RIGHT DOWN TO WRITE FOR YOU 

A HAPPY BIRTHDAY RHYME 

SO HERE'S A BIRTHDAY SONG I WROTE 

TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL 

EVER SINCE YOU DUMPED ME 

YOUR BIRTHDAY'S NO BIG DEAL 

CHORUS: 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUNGUS FACE 

NO ONE ELSE CAN TAKE YOUR PLACE 

YOU A WORTHLESS PIECE OF HUMAN WASTE 

I'M SO GLAD YOU'VE GONE AWAY 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAVER BREATH 

YOU'RE NOT THAT EASY TO FORGET 

YOU'RE JUST LIKE SOMETHING BAD I'VE ET 

HAVE A LOUSY DAY 



2. MAY YOU WRAP YOUR PRECIOUS PICK-UP TRUCK 

AROUND A JACKP1NE TREE 

AND NEVER GET A DIME  

FROM YOUR INSURANCE COMPANY 

MAY YOUR BUDDIES GET RELIGION 

MAY THE BREWERIES ALL RUN DRY 

MAY YOU EAT SOME MOLDY BIRTHDAY CAKE 

AND SHIT UNTIL YOU DIE 



(REPEAT CHORUS)