Da Yoopers Grandpa Got Run Over By A Beer Truck Lyrics

Grandpa Got Run Over By A Beer Truck Lyrics

CHORUS: 

GRANDPA GOT RUN OVER BY A BEER TRUCK 

COMING OUT OF WOODY'S CHRISTMAS DAY 

GRANDMA GOT A JOB OUT AT THE BREWERY 

I NEVER KNEW THAT SHE COULD DRIVE THAT WAY 

1. GRANDPA WAS OUT DRINKING WITH THE FLOOZIES 

SPENDING ALL OF GRANDMA'S HARD EARNED DOUGH 

HE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO PAY THE BAR TAB 

SO WOODY TOSSED HIM OUT INTO THE SNOW 



2. GRANDPA STOOD THERE FROZEN IN THE HEAD LIGHTS 

HE LOOKED JUST AS HELPLESS AS A DEER 

I DON'T THINK HE WAS AFRAID OF DYING 

I THINK HE WAS AFRAID HE'D SPILL HIS BEER 



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3. WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT HE'D END UP AS A ROAD KILL 

SHE FLATTENED HIM RIGHT OUT ON THE CENTER LINE 

HE COULD HAVE MADE IT TO THE CURB IF HE WERE QUICKER 

BUT SHE BACKED IT UP AND SQUASHED HIM ONE MORE TIME 



4. GRANDMA CRIED AND CRIED AT GRANDMA'S FUNERAL 

NOT BECAUSE WE PEELED HIM OFF THE ROAD 

ALL THE LOOT SHE GOT FROM HIS INSURANCE 

WENT TO PAY THE BAR TAB THAT HE OWED 



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